Atholl Brose: The Drink for all your Candlemas Libations

Mmm...such creamy lusciousness!

Mmm…such creamy lusciousness!  No idea where I stole this photo from, sorry.

I’d never heard of Atholl Brose before I joined up with Hartwood grove. Our High Priestess has a great tenure with the Society for Creative Anachronism and, as such, has picked up some truly medieval odds and ends she’s tucked into her practice. One of them is making Atholl Brose as the liquid libation for Candlemas.  It’s a Scottish drink that’s been around in some form or another since at least the late 1400s.  And man, is this oldie a goodie.  All I can say is that it’s a good thing we only make it for Candlemas, or else we’d all be big as houses! It’s got the eye-rolling goodness of sweet cream augmented by field honey, fortified by oat brose, and tempered with the slow burn of a whisky. I dare anyone not to fall in love.

The traditional recipes I have found have 7 parts oatmeal brose to 7 parts whisky along with 5 parts cream and 1 part honey. However, our proportions in Soma Sidhe are more like 2 parts brose, 2 parts cream, and 1 part honey, and then every individual adding whisky to taste.  This is a bit too sweet for me, so I halve the honey.  (And if I’m drinking it virgin, I add more brose to my portion.)

Oatmeal brose is, for all intents and purposes, oat milk. However, it’s oat milk without any salt, sweeteners, or any other flavorings. Therefore, I think it’s best to make this yourself rather than buying a carton of oat milk at your local health-conscious grocery. To make the drink from start to finish, here is what I do:

Atholl Brose

To make approximately 2 cups brose:

  • 1 cup oats*
  • Filtered water
  • Blender, fine sieve, muslin cloth

*Any type of oats are fine:  quick, old-fashioned, or steel-cut.  However, if using steel cut, it really is best to soak them overnight.  If you want to be fancy, toast them before hand.

Place at least 1 cup of oats into a blender with three cups of water and blend for perhaps five minutes or so.  Let the mixture sit for a few minutes, then pulse again.  Strain the pulp through a bouillon strainer, a nut milk bag, or a cheesecloth lined colander and let the liquid drain away from the pulp until you have at least 2 cups of brose or oat milk.  The liquid should be opaque and about as thick as 1 or 2% milk.

To make the finished drink:

  • 1/2-1 cup honey
  • 2 cups brose
  • 2 cups heavy cream
  • approximately 2 cups whisky

Pour 1/2-1 cup of honey into a Pyrex bowl or measuring cup and microwave for a minute or until the honey is runny but not hot.  Pour the honey into a blender and add the 2 cups of brose.  (Optional: a pinch of salt can also be added at this time if desired.)  Blend until the honey is fully dissolved, then add 2 cups of heavy cream and pulse a couple times to incorporate.  (Do not blend long, lest you turn your drink into butter.)

Adding whisky to the whole lot can make it curdle if it sits for very long or is refrigerated.  Therefore, I prefer to add the spirits just prior to serving.  If adding whisky to the whole batch, stir 2 cups of whisky in.  Alternately, let everyone add whisky to taste to their own portion.

Obviously, bourbon could be used here, too.  Bear in mind, though, that this is not a beverage helped by a fine single-malt, so don’t waste the really good stuff.  In fact, atholl brose does amazing things to really cheap whisky.  In the $10 paint stripper stuff from Costco pictured below, it brought out tons of vanilla, oak, and snickerdoodle notes.  If you are wanting a single-malt, I would caution you to stay away from the peaty, smokey whiskies.  Milder singles like Glen Morangie or The Macallan would be about right for this application…although entirely overkill.   Slàinte Mhath!

The atholl brose I made for this Candlemas, along with a Brigit statue that was my birthday present this past year.

The atholl brose I made for this Candlemas, along with a Brigit statue that was my birthday present this past year.

What do I Need to Make Sauerkraut?

I got a couple e-mails over the weekend expressing interest in what is needed to make successful batches of sauerkraut, how expensive everything is, etc.  In a couple conversations I had with people, it seemed that the general picture people had in their heads was something like this:

This is a picture of my mother making our 2011 batch of sauerkraut.

This is a picture of my mother making our 2011 batch of sauerkraut.

This is my own mother (who dresses in an old pair of her work scrubs for big, dirty projects) setting up a big batch of sauerkraut in my grandmother’s basement.  She shreds and salts batches of cabbage into her biggest mixing bowl, then runs everything to the basement and puts it into a huge, 8-gallon stoneware crock.  Then she tamps it all down using a big, glass inverted cake plate she has and repeats the shredding, tamping process until the crock is pretty much full.  Then she rinses off the cake plate, pops it on top of the cabbage (and under a bit of the brine), then sets that white jar on top to weight it all down.  That white jar is an empty 2-gallon jar of my brother’s protein powder, and Mom fills it with saltwater to act as a weight.  She uses saltwater just in case the jar has a leak or gets punctured or something.  The saltwater won’t dilute the sauerkraut brine overmuch and make the whole batch unsafe to eat.

Now, this is pretty much the way we’ve done sauerkraut for years, and none of us have died yet.  However, there’s some major drawbacks to this method.  The first is that we’re putting all our eggs in one basket.  If the crock goes bad, the entire batch is wasted.  The second is that our crock, lovely as it is, is so heavy that we put off sauerkraut day until we just can’t wait any more…or we just give away our cabbages and buy our kraut.  That crock is also a pain in the ass to properly clean–which you have to do twice, once when you’re finished with the kraut and once when you’re starting up your batch.  And you have to rinse the hell out of it, especially if you use anti-bacterial soap since a tiny bit of the soap trapped in a microcrack can ruin the whole batch.  Third, I get nervous when my mom whips out the cake plate to use as a tamper.  If it gets chipped or shatters with the repeated blows, we’ve just ruined the whole batch.

This is my own huge kraut pounder.  I put it next to my athame for scale.

This is my own huge kraut pounder. I put it next to my athame for scale.

The tamper is an easy fix.  Just get a block of wood.  You can even get fancy and get yourself a proper kraut pounder.  I’ve got two of them.  This one here is Big Bertha.  She’s a maple beauty with a 4-inch diameter striking surface, and she’s 21 inches long.  She’s roughly the size of a toilet plunger.  Now, I’m not going to lie to you.  Huge pounders like Bertha are kind of hard to find.  I came across Bertha in a store here in Olympia, the Eastside Urban Farm and Garden Center.  A local artist, Jay Shepard, makes them for the store out of upcycled and reclaimed woods.  Either the store or Jay might be willing to ship.  I got Bertha for about $55, but most of the pounders are a touch smaller and go for about $45.

Obviously, Bertha only gets used during the major kraut batch.  For smaller stuff, I use a pounder I got in Eugene.  The foundation makes them up and ships them pretty much anywhere.  The large end is perfect for a wide-mouth mason jar, and the smaller handle can actually be used in a standard-mouth mason if needed.  They go for about $30.

Anchor Hocking's Heritage Hill jars make for great fermentation vessels.

Anchor Hocking’s Heritage Hill jars make for great fermentation vessels.

Now all you need is a container.  If you want to go the crock style, I recommend just getting a few Anchor Hocking Heritage Hill containers in the 2-gallon or 1-gallon sizes (they also have 3-quart, 2-quart, and 16 oz sizes).  Glass cleans well, is a lot lighter than stoneware, and is transparent–which means you can visually monitor the progress of your kraut without getting into it.  These jars also come with a non-airtight lid, which helps a lot in keeping your culture clean.  The 2-gallon jar is also usually just about $15 or so at most Targets and Walmarts, so it’s not going to break anyone’s bank.

Now, a few people eschew glass for fermentation because it isn’t light-proof.  That drawback is easily remedied if you keep your ferment in a cabinet or basement, or even just throw a towel over it (or make a cozy like this lady).  But–honestly–as long as you’re not parking it in direct sunlight, you’ll be fine.  You will, however, need a weight if using a crock.  Just get a glass plate big enough to hold the bulk of the kraut below the brine and hold it down with a mason jar full of salt water.  Done.

A Mason Jar with an airlock top

A Mason Jar with an airlock top

As I mentioned earlier, I tend to just use glass jars for most of my small-scale kraut purposes.  Mostly, I use mason jars just because I have oodles and oodles of them.  You don’t really have to fuss with a weight or anything when your scale is this small; the only thing you have to worry about is the lid.  See, standard mason jar lids actually can become airtight even if they are not processed.  This can be slightly problematic if you’re fermenting in them since the ferment will create gas.  If the jar fails to off-gas, it will explode.  And the mess is terrible.

What I do is make an airlock top for my mason jars.  It’s really easy.  I just buy the Ball white plastic storage caps (they come in standard and in wide mouth) or the Tattler reusable lids and drill a 1/2″ hole into the top.  Then, I insert into the hole a rubber grommet that has a 1/2″ outer diameter and a 3/8″ inner diameter.  Then you just stick a standard homebrewing airlock into the grommet until it is tightly inserted, and then follow the manufacturer instructions to fill the airlock.  If I’m using the Ball lid, I do slide a Tattler gasket into it before screwing it onto the jar so that the lid and jar seal will be airtight.  If I’m using the Tattler lid, I just make sure to set the gasket onto the jar and get a clean canning ring to screw everything together.  But if all this is too much, different companies make the assemblies:  There’s the Perfect Pickler, the Pickle-Pro, and Kraut Kaps, which all really just use the same materials I’ve mentioned above.  Also, some people use Re-Caps with standard bungs and airlocks, and that works out well.

If I was going to sink some money into this style of airlock, however, I would probably go with Fermentools.  They’ve manufactured a stainless steel lid that you can use in conjunction with a Tattler gasket and standard home-brew bungs and airlocks.  This pretty much eliminates the whole fear of letting a plastic near your acidic ferment.  (They also have nice glass weights, too.)  If you think you can just re-create the Fermentools lid by drilling a hold in a metal jar top, think again.  I’ve drilled many a hole into a metal lid, and it is exceedingly difficult to get it smooth enough so that there aren’t many burrs or very sharp edges.  I’ve torn up tons of gaskets trying:  just don’t do it.

European Canning Jars--look for Fido or Le Parfait brands--make excellent fermentation containers all on their own.

European Canning Jars–look for Fido or Le Parfait brands–make excellent fermentation containers all on their own.

Finally, you can eliminate the whole airlock mess just by throwing your ferment in a European-style canning jar.  They’re not considered safe for home canning in America since the gasket will allow off-gassing, which can hide spoilage and potentially lead to death if a person doesn’t inspect the food before consuming it.  But it is that property of naturally off-gassing that makes them perfect small-scale fermenting vessels.  Two favorite brands in America are Fido and Le Parfait.  Fido jars are usually easier to find, especially at discounted stores like T.J. Maxx, HomeGoods, Ross, and Marshalls.  The full range of sizes can also be found in stock at most Sur La Tables.  The main difference between the two is that Fido jars are shaped like squares with rounded corners (except for the largest size, which is round) and Le Parfait jars are round.

There are many smaller companies that do make airlock tops as described for mason jars for these European jars, too.  Pickl-It is a prominent one, and does put out a quality product.  If you’d like to try your hand at DIY-ing it, The Seasoned Homemaker has an excellent tutorial complete with links to all the specialized tools.  However, as Lea Harris from Nourishing Traditions has tested time and time again, the extra airlock isn’t necessary at all.  Very rarely someone may allow some brine or something to overflow and make the jar’s gasket sticky, and that could prevent the primary airlock from working.  However, in the hundreds of cases I’ve heard from fermenters, only a couple Fidos have exploded–and the person always understood why it did.  If you have questions about this method, I highly recommend joining the Fido Fermentation Facebook group.  They’re always willing to share stories and recipes!

So, there you go:  all you really need is a glass jar and a pounder.  The rest is up to you.

Potions in Action: Sauerkraut

Out here in Olympia, Washington, we take sauerkraut seriously.  There’s a ton of people out here who positively thrive on fermented food products and are solid devotees of Sally Fallon’s book Nourishing Traditions.  We even support an artisanal kraut company, OlyKraut, which disperses pint-sized jars of delicious raw kraut throughout the Northwest.  In fact, one of OlyKraut’s founders, Summer Bock, routinely offers kraut-making workshops to the public in Olympia and in Portland (where she now resides).  They’re always filled to capacity.

Olympian artist Nikki McClure's print

Olympian artist Nikki McClure‘s print “Culture“, which OlyKraut also uses for their jar labels.

Now, Olympia-style kraut is pretty different from the stuff I grew up with.  Back home, making sauerkraut was a one-a-year, day-long affair.  After harvesting the many, many heads of cabbage from our gardens, we’d spend the whole day shredding them up, salting them down, and smashing them down into huge crocks.  For the next couple months (because we always fermented the kraut in a really cold basement, so it took forever to ferment), we’d occasionally skim the mold and scuzz from the top of the kraut and make sure it was still covered in brine.  Once it ‘tasted right’, we’d take another day to stuff the kraut into quart jars and can them.  And that was the sauerkraut we ate nearly every Sunday for ‘pork and sauerkraut night’ throughout the next year.  If you’re interested in the recipe and methods my family uses to make traditional kraut, I’ve written up a .pdf you can download here.

In Olympia, though, you’d never make such a large amount of kraut at a time, and you’d never, ever can it.  In fact, you don’t even cook it.  You eat it raw so that you can get the maximum benefits from the probiotic cultures that fermented it.  Lots of people do it to improve their gut health, which in turn has carryover benefits to their holistic health.  Others just do it because they love the crispness of raw kraut.  Still others go the Oly way because it lets them play with different flavors without a lot of risk–after all, anyone can choke down 1 quart of a flavor failure, but no one is going to eat 10 quarts of the stuff.

And man, do Olympians love them some flavored kraut.  I like to describe it as being almost a combination of traditional European kraut and Korean kim chi.  We tend to use standard green cabbage instead of Asia’s preferred Napa cabbage, but we heap in all sorts of odds and ends like the Koreans do with their kim chi.  I’ve thrown beets of all sorts into the mix, rose petals, dill, ‘rainbow carrots’, leeks, burdock, berries…basically, the guiding rule of thumb is that if the ingredients taste good together as a raw salad, they’re going to taste good together as a kraut.  So once you build your ‘salad’, just add enough non-iodized salt (iodine kills bacteria!) to make everything as salty as a potato chip, then pack it into a crock or a jar.

As you may have guessed, the ‘potions’ part of my sauerkraut comes with the fun Oly-style additions.  For instance, this past spring I was feeling blue, so I threw in some fresh nettles for protection and healing and a handful or two of new dandelion blooms to help me feel ‘sunny.’  I charged the whole thing up with positive feelings in a circle after I ‘crocked’ it, and then made sure I took a moment to think of at least one positive thing as I was eating it a few weeks later.  Sure enough, I gently came out of my blues and became a more grateful person.

I am going to leave you with my recipe for curry kraut, which is a near clone to OlyKraut’s version, pictured below.  Aside from the cabbage (of which Cunningham aligned with the feminine, Moon, and water) and turmeric (of which Cunningham provides no alignments), all the ingredients in this kraut are aligned with the masculine, with Mars, and with fire.  Therefore, this is a blend that has energies towards protection/exorcism, anti-theft, fidelity, and fertility/lust/love as well as a pinch of healing.  I find it to be delicious, particularly when combined with chopped peanuts as it is very much like Thai food with that combination.  I’ve eaten it with eggs and in omelets, with cottage cheese, with a grain and a protein in a quick supper, with shredded pork in a tortilla, and even with peanut butter in a sandwich (freakishly tasty).  My absolute favorite way to eat this kraut is actually in a homemade sushi roll.  For sushi, I’ll use it alongside a strip of cream cheese and roasted peanuts or substitute the cream cheese for avocado if I need to make it vegan.

OlyKraut's famous curry kraut, now a fall seasonal blend.

OlyKraut’s famous curry kraut, now a fall seasonal blend.


  • 1 1/2 pounds finely shredded green cabbage
  • 1/2 large onion, sliced as fine as the cabbage shreds
  • 1 cup shredded carrot
  • 1 inch ginger, frozen and finely grated on a microplane
  • 6 garlic cloves, pressed
  • 1 tablespoon sea salt
  • 1/2-1 tablespoon red chile flakes
  • 1 tablespoon curry powder (or a combination of turmeric, coriander, and cumin)


  1. Toss all the ingredients together in a large mixing bowl, adding the spices a little at a time and tasting as you go to make sure you are comfortable with the spice level.
  2. Massage the cabbage a little to help break it down, then pound it with a potato masher or other implement. Press the kraut into a clean 1 quart canning jar or a Fido jar, pounding it as you go until the jar is full, the juices cover the kraut, and you’ve left about 1/2 inch of headspace in the jar (the liquid will seem to expand greatly during the first few days of fermentation, but will settle back down, so don’t pack the jars completely full).
  3. If using a mason jar, cap the jar with a clean lid fitted with an airlock.  If using a Fido jar, lock the bail. Store at 70-75°F while fermenting. The kraut will be fully fermented in 3-4 weeks; 5-6 weeks between 60-65°F. Below 60°F the kraut may not ferment and above 75°F it may become soft. Fermentation is completed when bubbling stops.
  4. When fermentation is complete, change the jar lid to one without an air lock, and store in the fridge. To benefit from the probiotics, do not heat the kraut before eating.

With hope for the next St. Paddy’s day…

Well, it’s St. Patrick’s Day, and it’s the first I haven’t observed in years.  It’s not on the grounds of it being a Pagan Hate day, like what Galina Krasskova believes; I’m just too stinking busy right now to devote any energy to having fun.

And, let’s be honest, secular St. Patrick’s Day is all about having fun.  The earth is starting to quicken, the grass is starting to green, crocuses and daffodils are blooming, and the air is finally warm enough to get outside for more than a few minutes.  Everyone teems out into the city streets for a parade and a party–and if your city doesn’t have a parade in the day, then everyone’s looking forward to a night of merriment as the bars tap into their comical kegs of green beer.

Seriously, this is about as close to a pagan festival as most non-Pagans get.  What’s not to love about that?

The one thing I’m missing most about my own St. Patrick’s celebrations are my Irish Car Bomb cupcakes.  Guinness chocolate cake filled with a Jameson’s-laced ganache and topped with a Bailey’s buttercream.  Heaven.  I have no self-control around them, so I only make them twice a year:  for my birthday in December and for St. Patrick’s day.  It’s going to be a long nine months.

I flat-out stole this images from the Brown-Eyed Baker

I flat-out stole this images from the Brown-Eyed Baker

For the cupcakes:

  • 1 cup stout (Guinness)
  • 16 tablespoons unsalted butter
  • 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 2 cups sugar
  • 1 1/2 tsp. baking soda
  • 3/4 tsp. salt
  • 2 large eggs
  • 2/3 cup sour cream

For whiskey ganache filling:

  • 8 oz. bittersweet chocolate, finely chopped
  • 2/3 cup heavy cream
  • 2 tablespoons butter, at room temperature
  • 2 teaspoons Irish whiskey

For Bailey’s buttercream frosting:

  • 16 tablespoons unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 6-8 cups confectioners’ sugar, sifted
  • 8-12 tablespoons Bailey’s Irish cream

To make the cupcakes:

  1. Preheat the oven to 350° F. Line two cupcake pans with paper liners. Combine the stout and butter in a medium saucepan over medium heat. Add the cocoa powder and whisk until smooth. Remove from the heat and allow to cool slightly.
  2. In a large mixing bowl, combine the flour, sugar, baking soda and salt. In the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, beat together the eggs and sour cream to blend. Add the stout-butter mixture and beat just to combine. Mix in the dry ingredients on low speed just until incorporated. Divide the batter evenly between the cupcake liners, filling them about 2/3 to 3/4 full. Bake until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean, about 17 minutes. Allow to cool in the pan for 5-10 minutes, then transfer to a wire rack to cool completely.

To make the ganache filling:

  1. Place the chocolate in a heatproof bowl. Heat the cream in a small saucepan until simmering, then pour it over the chocolate. Let sit for one minute and then whisk until smooth. If the chocolate is not completely melted, place the bowl over a double boiler or give it a very short burst in the microwave (15-20 seconds). Add the butter and whiskey and stir until combined.
  2. Set aside to let the ganache cool until it is thick enough to be piped. (You can use the refrigerator to speed the cooling process, but be sure to stir every 10 minutes or so to ensure even cooling.) Meanwhile, cut out a portion from the center of the cupcake using the cone method (a small paring knife works best for this). Once the ganache has reached the correct consistency, transfer it to a piping bag fitted with a wide tip and pipe it into the cupcakes.

To make the frosting:

  1. Place the butter in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment. Beat on medium-high speed until light and fluffy, about 2-3 minutes. Gradually add the powdered sugar until it is all incorporated. Mix in the Bailey’s until smooth. Add more if necessary until the frosting has reached a good consistency for piping or spreading. Frost the cupcakes as desired.

Yield: 24 cupcakes
Source: Annie’s Eats

Snackraments: Raincoast Crisps

For those not in the know, Leslie Stowe’s Raincoast Crisps are delicious crackers that cost an arm and a leg for a meager 6 ounces of product at Whole Foods.  Luckily, this recipe comes pretty close to duplicating this rather unique cracker, and it makes for an amazing Snackrament.  In the first place, these Crisps are full of whole foods that are great energy boosters:  whole wheat, honey, flax seed, sesame seeds, pepitas, herbs, dried fruits…it’s a manageable power bump in cracker form.  In the second, it’s time-efficient: the batter comes together in a flash, bakes in just 35 minutes or so, and the second bake is just maybe 25 minutes.  The third place?  These are so delicious, they are downright addictive

Best of all, the loaves store wonderfully in the freezer, and it’s easiest to slice these loves thinly when they’re frozen.  If you’ve got one in your freezer, you’re 25 minutes (and practically no mess!) away from having a great offering to share with your gods.  I often eat them plain (they’re just that good!), but I’ve also arranged them on a snack platter with various cheeses and cheese spreads, savory jellies, grapes and other fruits, garlic-free hummus, and spiced nuts.

And did I mention that the complexity of these crackers means they pair fantastically with just about any wine. No?  Well, try it yourself!

A Rosemary Raisin Pecan crisp with a slice of Gruyere cheese and a dollop of red pepper jelly

Basic Recipe
2 cups all-purpose flour (can replace up to 1 cup with whole-wheat flour)
2 tsp. baking soda
1/2 tsp. salt (if you find them not salty enough for your taste, increase up to 1 tsp.)
2 cups buttermilk
1/4 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup honey
1/2 cup roasted pumpkin seeds
1/4 cup sesame seeds
1/4 cup flax seed

For Rosemary Raisin Pecan Crisps Add:
1 cup raisins
1/2 cup chopped pecans
1 Tbsp. chopped fresh rosemary

For Cranberry Hazelnut Crisps Add:
1 cup dried cranberries
1/2 cup chopped hazelnuts
1 tsp. fresh, chopped thyme

For Salty Date and Almond Crisps Add:
1 cup dried, pitted dates, roughly chopped
1/2 cup chopped almonds
1 1/2 tsp. kosher salt, sprinkled on top of loaf before baking

For Fig and Walnut Crisps Add:
1 cup dried figs, roughly chopped
1/2 cup chopped walnuts (roasted, if you like)
2 tsp. chopped fresh thyme

  1. Preheat oven to 350° F. Grease two 8×4-inch loaf pans or several mini loaf pans, for a smaller crisp.
  2. Measure out fruit and seeds and chop nuts and any herbs and set aside. If you are using raisins, you can plump them if you like by soaking in boiling water for 10 minutes and then draining before adding to recipe)
  3. In a large bowl, stir together the flour, baking soda and salt. Add the buttermilk, brown sugar and honey and stir a few strokes. Add the pumpkin seeds, sesame seeds and flax seed. Add your fruit and nuts as per the recipe specifications above. Add any herbs as specified. Stir just until combined.
  4. Pour the batter into two greased 8 x 4” loaf pans (or several mini loaf pans). *If making Salty Date and Almond, sprinkle salt on top of loaves before baking.
  5. Bake for about 35 minutes (less for mini loaves), until golden and springy to the touch. Remove from the pans and cool on a wire rack.
  6. Once loaves have cooled, wrap or place in a freezer bag and put in freezer for at least several hours (to make them easier to slice thin). When ready to bake, remove from freezer. Slice the frozen loaves as thin as you can and place the slices in a single layer on an ungreased cookie sheet.
  7. Preheat oven to 300°F. and bake them for about 15 minutes. Remove from oven, flip them over and bake for another 10 minutes, until crisp and deep golden. Remove to a cooling rack to cool and crisp up.
  8. Recipe makes about 8 dozen crackers.  If the crisps soften in storage, they can be re-crisped by popping them in a 325°F oven for 4-6 minutes.

Pinterest Moment: Brigid Bread

It seems the original image comes from the lovely blog Magical Musings

It seems the original image comes from the lovely blog Magical Musings

I think this image has popped up on more than one Pagan’s Pinterest this Candlemas season, and for good reason.  That’s one helluva gorgeous loaf of bread, and whoever had the idea to braid it into a Brigid’s Cross is a freaking genius.

Lately, one of the things I’ve been trying to incorporate into my own practice is signs and symbols to tie opposing Sabbats together.  After all, the wheel of the year forms a spiral through time, but each arm holds strongest to its foil.  Samhain and Beltane, Yule and Midsummer, Candlemas and Lammas, Spring and Autumn…part of the mystery of these Sabbats is how they complement their pair on the wheel’s other side.

For a very long time, I’ve been baking bread at Lammas to inaugurate the grain harvest (which is generally the whole month of August in the PNW)–and that’s a very typical practice for that Holiday.  How great would it be to bake the same ritual bread for both Candlemas and Lammas?  Since I also tend to use Candlemas to set my “New Year’s Resolutions” into place, I think I might craft it so that we ritually consume this special loaf while committing to our resolutions at Candlemas and then again at Lammas to celebrate the harvest of those intentions, to re-commit to those we’ve found useful, and to retire those we have not.  To change things up, I think I might serve the Candlemas one with a custard cheese paska* that my dear covenmate V. introduced me to and for Lammas perhaps a rabbit stew.  This seems right, since Candlemas–Imbolc–sees the return of dairy and eggs and the wheat harvest traditionally concluded with killing and eating the field rabbits that took refuge in the last stand of wheat.

If you do want to make a bread like this, you’ve got to start with a good, solid braiding bread recipe.  As much as I love my no-knead bread recipes, those are all too loose to make cleanly defined braids such as in the above loaf.  I’ve had good luck here with the Four-Strand Challah recipe I found on the King Arthur Flour website.  The recipe is as follows:

Quick Starter
1 cup (4 1/4 ounces) King Arthur Unbleached All-Purpose Flour
1 cup (8 ounces) water
2 teaspoons instant yeast

All of the starter
3 1/2 cups (15 ounces) King Arthur Unbleached All-Purpose Flour
1 3/4 teaspoons salt
1/3 cup (2 1/4 ounces) sugar
1/4 cup (1 3/4 ounces) vegetable oil
2 large eggs + 1 yolk (save 1 egg white for the wash, below)

1 egg white
1 teaspoon sugar
1 tablespoon water
poppy seeds (optional)

Starter: Mix the 1 cup flour, 1 cup water and yeast together in a large bowl or the bucket of a bread machine. Let the mixture sit for about 45 minutes. (This type of quick starter is called for in recipes that are high in sugar, in order to let the yeast get a head start. If you have Fermipan Brown or SAF Gold yeast — both formulated especially for sweet breads — this recipe may be prepared as a straight dough, with all of the ingredients mixed together at once.

Dough: Add the dough ingredients to the starter and mix and knead together — by hand, mixer or bread machine — until a smooth, supple dough is formed. This dough is a pleasure to work with — smooth and silky, it almost feels like you’re rubbing your hands with lotion. Place the dough in a greased bowl, turning it over once to coat it lightly with oil. Cover it and let it rise for 1 1/2 hours, or until it’s doubled in size.

Shaping: Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured surface and fold it over once or twice, to expel the carbon dioxide. Divide the dough into four pieces, and roll each into a snake about 18 inches long. On the lightly greased or parchment-lined sheet pan, braid a four-strand braid (see instructions below) or fashion a simpler three-strand braid.

NOTE: How To Make A Four-Strand Braid:Lay the strands side by side, and pinch them together at one end. For instruction purposes, think of the far left strand as #1, next is #2, then #3, and the far right is #4. Take the left-hand strand (#1) and move it to the right over strands #2 and #3, then tuck it back under strand #3. Take the right-hand strand (#4) and move it to the left over strands #3 and #1, then tuck it back under strand #1. Repeat this process until finished.

Make the wash by mixing together, in a small bowl, the reserved egg white, sugar, and water. Brush the loaf with this mixture, reserving some for a second wash. Cover the loaf with lightly greased plastic wrap and allow it to rise for 45 minutes to 1 hour, or until it’s almost doubled in size.

Baking:Brush the loaf with the remaining egg wash (this will give the finished loaf a beautiful, shiny crust, as well as provide “glue” for the seeds), sprinkle with poppy seeds, if desired, and bake in a preheated 375°F oven for 35 to 40 minutes, or until the challah is lightly browned. Remove it from the oven, and cool completely before slicing. Yield: 1 loaf, about 16 1-inch slices.

How to start a Brigid's Cross

How to start a Brigid’s Cross

Obviously, you’ll need more than four dough ropes to make a Brigid’s cross.  In fact, if I’m counting correctly, the loaf above may have used 10 strands.  I think it would be best to play at this first and see how many you’ll need to create a cross that has an even square.  You definitely want each arm to have an even number of strands in it so that the loaf will bake evenly, and you want the whole thing to have a sort of even thickness, too.  Because of this, I think that the folding shown in the diagram to the right might adapt itself best to dough braiding, and I think eight ropes will work the best.  Just remember to tuck the ends of the final rope through the loop head of the first in its round in order to have the look of the pictured loaf.  Once you’ve braided, trim the cross ends so that they are even, roll out the scrap dough, and use that to bind the ends together.

*V. must have some Russian in her family line.  To her, paska is a dairy custard dessert made from butter, cottage cheese, and cream cheese.  To my Slovak family, paska is a sweet, raisin-studded bread.  As much as I love V.’s paska, I would never make it for my Spring celebration, so this adaptation works perfectly.

Day 282: Herbed Ritual Wine

Woodruff wine using fresh woodruff

May wine using fresh woodruff

Today seems a bit of an odd addition to Roderick’s 366.  Today, he asks us to make an herbed ritual wine with a couple tablespoons of dried woodruff, a bottle of white wine, a teaspoon of lemon juice, and honey to taste.  It’s easy enough.  Just mix everything together and let them sit a few hours, then strain out the solids and serve (preferably during cakes and wine).

The thing is…what Roderick is asking us to do is to basically make May Wine, which is a German tradition and not one particularly connected with Witches.  It is, however, traditionally served in the spring and especially around May day.  Maybe the Beltane crossover made it a favorite with witches?  At any rate, it’s not exactly a necessary thing to have for cakes and wine, and–as I’ve mentioned before–I’ve grown quite fond of using my homemade kombucha as my ritual wine.  Perhaps I should try steeping a bit of woodruff in that?

At any rate, the May wine I’ve tried and liked best was more like a punch.  It required you to soak 1/2 cup of dried woodruff in 1 bottle of a sweet Riesling wine for about one hour (or more or less to taste).  After that infused, you poured it over about 1 cup of chopped (or sliced) strawberries and a handful of fresh woodruff sprigs, then poured a bottle of champagne over that and gave it all a bit of a stir.

As lovely as that tastes, with the quantity you make of that, May wine is clearly something that is best when it is shared with a great group of friends!

Snackraments: Blue Cheese, Apricot, and Sage Zucchini Twirls

When I posted my last Snackrament idea (Bacon-Wrapped Apricots with Sage), I did have a moment of hesitation.  Though I myself am not currently a vegan or vegetarian, many pagans do have these diets as a part of their faith.  After all, in a group of faiths which all agree that the idea of “harming none” is a good one, it’s hard to argue that meat consumption isn’t harmful.  At the very least, it harms the animal that provides the meat.

I was an ovo-lacto vegetarian for about three years, so while I currently do consume meat, I can understand the importance of providing tasty vegetarian alternatives.  So if the idea of wrapping apricots and sage sounded appealing to you, here’s a yummy sounding vegetarian alternative. White beans and cheese provide the protein boost of the bacon (but with a lot less fat!)

So pretty!

Blue Cheese, Apricot, and Sage Zucchini Twirls
from Cook Play Explore

1 1/2 cups cooked white beans, such as cannellini or navy
3 oz. blue cheese
freshly ground pepper
2 zucchini
14 sage leaves
16 dried Turkish apricots

In a medium bowl, mash beans and blend thoroughly with blue cheese. Season with salt and pepper to taste, cover, and refrigerate for at least an hour.

Meanwhile, slice zucchini lengthwise into long, thin strips, about 1/8 inch thick. (A mandoline is a great tool for this.  Alternately, try a vegetable peeler). Sprinkle salt on both sides of the zucchini strips and lay them out on a clean kitchen towel or paper towel for 15 minutes. While the zucchini rests, cut the sage and apricots into long, thin strips like matchsticks.

Dry the zucchini with a fresh towel and begin assembling the appetizers. At one of the each strip, lay out a few strips of sage and apricot and top with a teaspoon of the bean and cheese blend. Roll up the zucchini strip, gently but firmly, and secure with a toothpick.

VARIATIONS:  Blue cheese is a cheese that not everyone enjoys.  Feel free to substitute a soft, creamy cheese.  Goat cheese (chèvre) will do nicely, and even cream cheese could work. To make the recipe vegan, try mashing the beans along with a tablespoon or two of olive oil.

Snackraments: Bacon-Wrapped Apricots with Sage

When it comes to Snackraments, I’m far more likely to immediately go to “baked good” than other things.  Part of it is that I’m more of a baker than a cook, but the other part is that “finger foods” make for more convenient ritual foods than other items.  I mean, if you’ve got a giant bowl of spaghetti and meatballs for the ‘cakes’, you’re not only going to have to deal with the mess of a sloppy sauce, but a bunch of plates, utensils, napkins, and all manner of things…not the least of which is figuring out how to eat that gracefully while not sitting at a dinner table.  Maybe this isn’t a problem for the solitary witch, but I think group witches would agree that finger foods simplify the entire process tremendously.

Logistical issues aside, thought, there are some pretty solid reasons for trying to go a more savory route than a “cake” route, though.  As we all know, sugar rushes can be intense, but the drop off can sink people like a stone.  Combine that with the elevated potential for wild, post-ritual energy fluctuations and you’re just making the perfect storm.

So I’ve got some reasons for trying to find more high-protein/low-sugar snackraments that should also be 1) easy to make and 2) delicious.  (Healthy could also be on that list…but we’ll get to that later.)

This particular recipe is a nice balance of sweet and savory.  While the bacon precludes it from being a terribly healthy item, it does help the protein/sugar balance in a positive direction.  All the sugar comes from the natural sugars of the fruit, and the addition of the sage leaf helps smooth out any residual circle energy.  Wins all around.


Bacon-Wrapped Apricots with Sage
from Real Simple

24 sage leaves
24 dried apricots
8 slices bacon, cut crosswise into thirds
2 tablespoons maple syrup (optional)

Pre-heat the oven to 375º F.  (For easy clean up, line a sheet pan with parchment paper or aluminum foil.)

Place a sage leaf on top of each apricot, then lay a piece of bacon over the leaf, wrapping the ends behind the apricot.  Place the apricot seam-side down on the sheet pan.  Repeat with remaining ingredients.

Bake 8-10 minutes, or until the bacon is beginning to crisp.  Remove from the oven, flip all the apricots over, and continue baking another 6-10 minutes or until the bacon is crisp.  Remove from the oven.  If desired, brush with the maple syrup to make the apricot and bacon shiny.

If the bacon is loose, secure it with a toothpick  Remove the apricots to paper towel lined surface to absorb a bit of the run off grease.  When cooled a bit, transfer to a serving platter.  Serve warm or at room temperature.

Snackraments: Homemade Saltines

Yesterday I mentioned that I’ve taken to using my homebrewed kombucha and some salty crackers as my general go-to items for cakes and ale.  I like the continuity of using a brewed beverage as the ‘ale’, and kombucha would qualify there as it has a very tiny bit of alcohol (definitely not enough to get anyone drunk).  Also–as I’ve mentioned before–I’m a huge fan of the sour-sweet beverage, and it pairs really well with something nice and salty.  I’ve found through my general snacking that Saltine crackers and kombucha are a match made in heaven.

As you probably know, Saltine crackers are just about the cheapest item in the cracker aisle.  If you’ve ever made crackers before, you’ll probably also know that it is a little bit laborious to get the cracker dough rolled out evenly and thinly enough to make crisp crackers.  Combine the two, and you’ll probably think I’m completely crazy for suggesting that you try making Saltines.  However, I do think it is worth a good try.  You really can’t beat homemade items for use in your cakes and ale ritual.  With a little patience, you can can roll the Saltine dough thin enough with a rolling pin.  If you can get your hands on a pasta roller, though, making these crackers will be so easy, you might never buy a box again.

Yummy yummy homemade saltines!

Yummy, yummy homemade saltines!  Image and recipe from the blog Stresscake.

Makes about 60 2”x2” crackers but may vary based on how thinly rolled and size cut

1 cup unbleached all-purpose flour
2 Tablespoons unsalted butter, melted
¼ cup water
½ teaspoon kosher salt
water for brushing
kosher or sea salt for sprinkling

  1. In the work bowl of a food processor, pulse the flour and salt to combine.
  2. Add the melted butter and process until a coarse meal – less than a minute.
  3. Add the water and process until a dough is formed – about 1-2 minutes. It may not come together and look sort of crumbly. Turn out on the work surface and knead until it forms a moist dough.
  4. Let rest 30-60 minutes to allow the gluten to relax.
  5. Preheat oven to 400°F and line two sheet pans with parchment paper.
  6. Divide the dough into quarters and roll thin. You have two ways to do this, I much prefer the pasta machine method but you can do it by hand.
  7. By hand – lightly flour the work surface and the top of the dough and using a heavy rolling pin, roll as thinly as possible.
  8. With a pasta machine – Roll ¼ of dough through twice on settings 1-6 then once on setting 7. You’ll have a long very thin sheet. Cut in half if it’s too long to handle easily.
  9. Cut into squares – I like about 2”x2” – brush lightly with water, sprinkle with salt.
  10. Bake 400°F for 8-10 minutes until lightly golden. Keep and eye on them as they brown quickly and rotate the pans halfway through baking.
  11. These will crisp up as they sit out of the oven and will keep, tightly wrapped, for a few days. Though if you live in a humid climate they may soften. If so, re-crisp in a 350°F oven for a few minutes.